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Redux: Hey, Roger Clemens
May 6, 2007: 12:40 PM
(In light of the news that Monsieur Clemens signed with the yanks, I had to pull this from the archives. From just over a year ago now. Rahjah noooooooo)
Hey, Roger Clemens. Happy Anniversary!
Happy what-now?
Happy Anniversary! You know, your first twenty-strikeout game; actually, Major League Baseball's first twenty-strikeout game. Ever. April 29th, 2006. My dad says I watched it when I was just two years old, but I've looked into it, and that would definitely have been past my bedtime. In any case, happy anniversary!
Hm. Listen, I can't believe I forgot about this. Don't tell anybody, okay?
I can't just not tell anybody, Roger. This is sort of an open forum, this whole blog thing.
Fuck you, Phil. I'm Roger fucking Clemens. Nobody hears about this.
You know what? I could maybe make an exception if you didn't go all crazy-traitorish on the Red Sox
Oooooh. Dick move, Phil. That wasn't even my fault. That was all Sox management. Read your history
I do read my history. My history says you're a big effing traitor
You know what? I don't have to take this. I can have you killed for less money than I make in endorsements in an hour.
Endorsements, enshmorsements. More like... Steinbrenner payouts.
That does it. You're a dead man.
That's okay, Roger. It's come to my attention that the general consensus is that my blatantly fake dialogues are pretty lame.
Oh, don't go all emo on me.
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I don't understand why everyone is all "OooOoo it's dark" when the dark has been available at the top since this design was first implemented.
The two buttons at the top, white diagonal bar and black diagonal bar, let you switch between black and white. They have been there forever. Mostly because I pestered Phil to make a black template because white burns the eyes. So he made it selectable.
And now he made black default and everyone loves it because I was right and black is the win and white burns.
THE END
PS: Phil put the javascript onfocus this.value='' thing on the captcha input box. I hate having to highlight all that "enter code above" business.
The two buttons at the top, white diagonal bar and black diagonal bar, let you switch between black and white. They have been there forever. Mostly because I pestered Phil to make a black template because white burns the eyes. So he made it selectable.
And now he made black default and everyone loves it because I was right and black is the win and white burns.
THE END
PS: Phil put the javascript onfocus this.value='' thing on the captcha input box. I hate having to highlight all that "enter code above" business.
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